Posts tagged "Prince Charming"
Frizzy Blonde and the seven idiots- part 2

Frizzy Blonde and the seven idiots- part 2

It was autumn in the magical land of West London. A time for glowing evening skies, babies dressed as pumpkins and fucktard bloggers throwing fallen leaves in the air, so they can be photographed looking like fucktards by their equally fucktard friends. Despite the high percentage of SSSMs (sad sack single men) taking to dating...
Why we don’t want really honest men

Why we don’t want really honest men

After funny, smart and kind, ‘honest’ is pretty high up on my laminated list of Prince Charming credentials. Written in capitals for ADDED EFFECT, I’ve slotted it in with ‘must have all his own teeth’, ‘never uses the phrase ‘smash it’’ and ‘doesn’t watch Sky Sports during sexy time’. But like any good quality in...
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