Posts tagged "dating"
Frizzy Blonde and the seven idiots- part 2

Frizzy Blonde and the seven idiots- part 2

It was autumn in the magical land of West London. A time for glowing evening skies, babies dressed as pumpkins and fucktard bloggers throwing fallen leaves in the air, so they can be photographed looking like fucktards by their equally fucktard friends. Despite the high percentage of SSSMs (sad sack single men) taking to dating...
Frizzy blonde and the seven idiots – part 1

Frizzy blonde and the seven idiots – part 1

Once upon a time in a far-off land, a princess was living in a one bedroom-flat, decorated with her parents’ cast-off furniture and anything she could afford from overpriced homeware stores. She had curly (dyed) blonde hair, a fondness for cheese and pale white skin- less like snow and more like one of those sad,...
The greatest dating challenge

The greatest dating challenge

This week a man asked me if I’d consider dating an alternative guy. “I’m into anything that involves a woman’s bum in a big way,” he said. “No limits in that area really. I like it filthy. Toys. Shit everywhere.” When he said alternative, I thought he meant piercings and a penchant for mosh pits,...
Why fussy men are off the menu

Why fussy men are off the menu

If dating is like the Hunger Games, getting back in the ring after a break up is the second reaping. But despite the long-lasting battle scars (yes, I’m talking about foot fetish guy), I’ve made the brave decision to volunteer as Tribute. These days my key criteria for a good date aren’t quite as extensive as they...
The worst date ever

The worst date ever

  Most dates are a banal sort of affair. A bland Starbucks-fuelled chat between two people who find each other moderately pleasant and moderately attractive. Occasionally you get lovely dates, which involve laughing, a shared penchant for melted cheese and full-frontal snogging. And finally, there’s the weird. I always thought my handcrafted ‘worst date of...
Online dating survival guide

Online dating survival guide

If you thought the development of technology was going to make your quest for love easier, think again. Complicating communication rituals and blurring the lines for acceptable forms of dumping (text? Facebook? Silence followed by a passive aggressive tweet?), it’s not all a bed of digital rose emojis. When you spread your little wings and...
The laws of attraction

The laws of attraction

Dating laws of attraction are a tricky conundrum to fathom. For some people potential mates are ten a penny, falling into their lap/phone book/intimate orifices every time they venture out for a casual Friday evening beverage. I envy these people. Not the myriad of exotic diseases a succession of casual bonking partners can result in,...
Top 5 dating peeves

Top 5 dating peeves

Between human oddities, awkward silences and mind numbing conversations, the dating scene has a lot to answer for. Whilst I can happily accommodate unusual quirks, misshapen noses or a spot of premature baldness, there’s some things that just piss a girl off. Here’s my top five dating peeves. Excessive texting At first it’s a welcome...
Quirks to Watch Out For When You Meet Singles

Quirks to Watch Out For When You Meet Singles

Ever been on a date with someone who continually cracks their joints like an arthritic monkey or dissects their chicken into geometric cubes? So has @singleswarehouse. Check out his guest blog below. Everybody has quirks (some more spectacularly weird than others), but somehow when you’re single you seem to notice them more.  What is a...
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